Dear Washington,
I went for a walk in your nature the other day. You are a wondrous and beautiful state. Your people are extremely kind and down to earth. I only have one question. Why did you allow Seattle to be a part of you?
Love, Bryce
Dear Seattle,
Get out of Washington. Float out to sea. You are a cancer on the state, and a cancer on the state is a cancer on the country. I don't like you.
Sincerely, Bryce
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